Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Scene From The Stall Next To You In Anywhere America

Son: Mom, why is there tile on the wall? Doesn't it go on the floor?

Mom: That's just how they do it in public restrooms. *waiting. This is going to get worse I can just tell.*

Son: Why is that little light flashing?

Mom: It's the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy.

Son: I don't like the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy.

Mom: I know.

Son: What does that say, Mom?

Mom: Hanes. *We are getting personal. Here is comes.*

Son: How come you need toilet paper and I don't?

Mom: Because Mommy is a girl and you are a boy. *snickers from the stall next door*

Son: Mommy,*it's coming* why don't you have a penis?

*Woman next door no longer trying to hide the snickering.*

Mom: Because Mommy is a girl.

Son: Daddy has a penis. *said like man who knows everything.*

Mom: I know.

6 comments:

Donalyn said...

Hilarious!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Smart little guy, isn't he?

Nap Warden said...

There ya go:)

Don Mills Diva said...

I can hardly wait to have this conversation with my son...NOT!

In his defense I don't like the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy either.

Trannyhead said...

I love it. Chiefly because truly mortifying things have happened to every parent in a public restroom. That woman who laughed either: 1) has been through it or 2) probably will go through it sometime herself!

teddie said...

I love it! Don't you know you just made next stall lady's day. I'm sure she told that story to everyone.