Mom: That's just how they do it in public restrooms. *waiting. This is going to get worse I can just tell.*
Son: Why is that little light flashing?
Mom: It's the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy.
Son: I don't like the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy.
Mom: I know.
Son: What does that say, Mom?
Mom: Hanes. *We are getting personal. Here is comes.*
Son: How come you need toilet paper and I don't?
Mom: Because Mommy is a girl and you are a boy. *snickers from the stall next door*
Son: Mommy,*it's coming* why don't you have a penis?
*Woman next door no longer trying to hide the snickering.*
Mom: Because Mommy is a girl.
Son: Daddy has a penis. *said like man who knows everything.*
Mom: I know.
6 comments:
Hilarious!
Smart little guy, isn't he?
There ya go:)
I can hardly wait to have this conversation with my son...NOT!
In his defense I don't like the automatic toilet flushing light sensor thingy either.
I love it. Chiefly because truly mortifying things have happened to every parent in a public restroom. That woman who laughed either: 1) has been through it or 2) probably will go through it sometime herself!
I love it! Don't you know you just made next stall lady's day. I'm sure she told that story to everyone.
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