Friday, May 8, 2009

A Letter To The Man Around Here

Dear Husband with similar equipment as our son,
Let me just tell you a little story. The other night I made that final trudge up the stairs. I was tired and ready for bed. I brushed my teeth and took out my contacts. Then I made my fateful mistake. I sat down without first inspecting the seat. I understand that once in a while the boy's equipment will get away from him. He is still relatively new in the proper use of it. However, there is no excuse for a boy child not to LIFT THE SEAT. I can only imagine that in one of your and his many bathroom pow-wows this SHOULD HAVE COME UP. I assume you will speak to your boy child immediately so that this unfortanate situation doesn't happen again.
Sincerly yours,
Wife with a soggy bottom

7 comments:

Donalyn said...

It's the Soggy-Bottom Wife! Wasn't there a movie about her?

Flea said...

He can have a million convos with your boy. It won't happen consistently until Mark's about 7 or 8. Until then, check the seat.

Flea said...

Sincerely,
Mother of Two Boys

Gina said...

LOL! Brother of husband is 26 and still forgets that little yet mega important detail, I feel your pain :)

Gina said...

I meant to write brother of said husband...but you probably got that ;)

Ellyn said...

I did get it. But thanks for clearing it up for me.

Nap Warden said...

D'oh!