We have a hobby at our house. We lay on our pets. Both of the kids have always done it. The pets even seem to enjoy it.
First we must make sure the intended pet is perfectly fluffed. Pretty easy if you are talking about Tux. He was born fluffed.
Then we must perfectly position the head so it is just right. The abdomen is the best; yielding but firm.
Sometimes we switch it up and both lay on a single pet. That is always fun for whatever pet it's turn it is.
Occasionally when the kids are in bed and there is no one else around, the pets will just lay with each other.
Sometimes the pets lay back. Always good for a laugh. The cat weighs in at 200 lbs. So when he lays on you, you know it.
I may have to call up my friends on the Olympic committee. My kids would win more gold than Michael.